LusterPass

$129.00

Think of it like Costco… if Costco whispered sweet nothings and folded your laundry.
LusterPass™ is your annual VIP key to the world of Lucifer Luster™. This isn’t just a membership—it’s a commitment to living your best synthetic-enhanced life.

What You Get:

  • Discounted Bots & Upgrades
    Exclusive pricing on new models, upgrades, behavior packs, and customization modules.
    (SideBot in leopard print? Half off.)

  • Early Access to New Releases
    Be the first to meet the next generation of perfectly inappropriate companions.

  • Priority Customer Support
    Skips the wait, gets straight to the good stuff. Like therapy, but with firmware updates.

  • Free “Flirt Pack” Bundle
    Includes seductive dialogue, suggestive gestures, and an upgraded wink.
    (Use responsibly. Or don’t.)

  • Enroller Program Access
    Want to sell Lucifer bots to the masses? You need LusterPass. Turn referrals into revenue and make the world fall in love, one bot at a time.

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30-day returns
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Shipping & delivery

Free standard shipping on orders over $50. Most orders ship within 1 business day.

Returns

30-day returns, no questions asked. Just email us and we’ll send a prepaid label.

LusterPass
LusterPass
$129.00
Why you'll love it

Built for every day.

The little details that make all the difference.

Premium materials

Sourced responsibly and built to last for years, not seasons.

Designed with care

Every detail refined based on feedback from thousands of customers.

Better for the planet

Carbon-neutral shipping and recyclable packaging on every order.

Backed by our guarantee

30-day returns, no questions asked — and we stand behind it.

Award-winning design

Featured in Wirecutter, Dezeen, and Fast Company's top picks.

Fast, free delivery

Standard shipping is on us for all orders over $50.

What's inside

Clean, thoughtful ingredients.

No fillers, no junk — just what works.

Vitamin D3 Hero
Supports bone health and immune function.
400 IU
Vitamin C
Powerful antioxidant for daily support.
60 mg
Zinc
Immune-boosting mineral.
5 mg
Probiotic blend
Gut-friendly strains for digestive support.
10B CFU

† These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA.

How to use

Three steps to great results.

Simple to use, easy to love.

1

Unbox

Twist the cap to open and remove the safety seal.

2

Take your serving

One scoop per day, any time that works for you.

3

Mix & enjoy

Stir into 8oz of cold water or your favorite drink.

The difference

Here's what sets us apart.

We obsess over the details others overlook.

The others Without us
  • Filler ingredients with no proven benefit
  • Added sugars and artificial flavors
  • Sourced anonymously from low-quality suppliers
  • One-size-fits-all dosing
The difference With us
  • Clinically-studied ingredients at effective doses
  • No added sugar, no artificial anything
  • Traceable sourcing from trusted partners
  • Formulated for your needs, tested by professionals
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The press is talking.

4.9
Based on 2,400+ verified reviews
5 stars
85%
4 stars
10%
3 stars
3%
2 stars
1%
1 star
1%
3 days ago

Honestly the best

Took a chance based on the reviews — no regrets. Quality is top-tier and the little details clearly come from people who care.

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Jamie R.
Verified
1 week ago

Every morning, no skipping

My whole routine is built around this now. Simple, works, and my energy through the afternoon is night and day.

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Priya D.
Verified
2 weeks ago

Finally found my product

I had almost given up. This one clicked immediately. Customer service was amazing too.

M
Marcus C.
Verified
3 weeks ago

Really solid

Shipping was fast and packaging was thoughtful. Knock off a half star only because I wish they had more size options.

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Leah A.
1 month ago

Beautifully designed

It’s the kind of thing where you notice new details a week in. Every choice feels intentional.

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Sam P.
Verified
1 month ago

Worth every penny

More expensive than I usually spend but you feel it the moment you open the box. Will buy again.

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Alex N.
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